End Evil
Dan Quayle is not a very clever man

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Dan Quayle

"I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's any reflection on my ability to lead this nation." Dan Quayle

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." Dan Quayle

"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime." Dan Quayle, 13/10/92

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." Dan Quayle, 17/8/89

"My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right."Dan Quayle, in a speech to the Christian Coalition

Quayle bothering old people

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." Dan Quayle

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." Dan Quayle

"What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." Dan Quayle

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." Dan Quayle, 11/8/89

"And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that, which shows how people that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." Dan Quayle gives his opinion of the book `Nicholas, and Alexandra', to Hendrick Hertzberg of the New Republic, 28/9/88

"Add one little bit on the end... Think of `potatoe', how's it spelled? You're right phonetically, but what else...? There ya go... all right!" Dan Quayle correcting a student's correct spelling of the word `potato' during a spelling bee at an elementary school in Trenton

"The loss of life will be irreplaceable." Dan Quayle

"They asked me to go in front of the Reagans. I'm not used to going in front of President Reagan, so we went out behind the Bushes." Dan Quayle after the swearing in ceremony on Inauguration Day, 20/1/89

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