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Iraqi Information Minister Quiz

The Iraqi Information Minister
1) Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the Iraqi Minister of Information, predicted what about the Americans before the war ?
a) "Our initial assessment is that they will all die."
b) "They will be defeated and embarrassed."
c) "They are too fat and stupid to win."
d) "We believe the Americans have no chance."

2) What else did he have to say about the United States?
a) "We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."
b) "The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."
c) "I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."
d) All of the above

3) What did he have to say about the capture of Saddam International Airport, as western news channels showed victorious American forces in control?
a) "I am sad to announce we have lost Saddam International Airport but the fight goes on."
b) "Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport."
c) "I hate you all so very much."
d) "This is the end for Iraq."

4) How did he describe the coalition forces facing Iraq?
a) "We will defeat the axis of evil."
b) "These filthy westerners must be driven from Iraq."
c) "We will slaughter them, Bush Jr. and his international gang of bastards!"
d) "The invaders from the west will surely be destroyed."

5) What was his comment on charges that Iraq fired scud missiles at Kuwait?
a) "It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait."
b) "The Americans have destroyed all our missiles, how could we be responsible?"
c) "Kuwait deserves to be raized to the ground."
d) "These rumours about scud missiles are nothing true."

6) What insightful comment did al-Sahaf make about the British PM Tony Blair?
a) "Blair is the little brother of Bush."
b) "I think the British nation has never been faced with a tragedy like this fellow [Blair]."
c) "I like Tony he has a wonderful smile."
d) "The man Blair, is not good for your country, his mind is full of sickness."

7) What did he offer up when talking about US Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld?
a) "Rumsfeld, he needs to be hit on the head"
b) "the worst kind of bastard"
c) "The midget Bush and that Rumsfield deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere."
d) All of the above

8) What about when discussing the President, George W Bush?
a) "W. Bush, this man is a war criminal, and we will see that he is brought to trial"
b) "We're going to drag the drunken junkie nose of Bush through Iraq's desert, him and his follower dog Blair...There are 26 million Saddams in Iraq"
c) "the insane little dwarf Bush"
d) All of the above

9) What did he have to say about lying?
a) "If you lie your nose will grow and we can all see the surgery Bush has had to deal with this condition."
b) "Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."
c) "I personally, would never tell a lie, unfortunately I cannot say the same about the American and British leaders who know nothing of our country."
d) "I was trained to lie at a special camp in Afghanistan run by Osama Bin-Laden."

10) Which of these quotes cannot be attributed to al-Sahaf?
a) "Their forces committed suicide by the hundreds.... The battle is very fierce and God made us victorious. The fighting continues."
b) "We have the will to fight until the end. We are not going to surrender at all. We will fight to the last bullet"
c) "I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."
d) "Even those who live on another planet, if there are such people, would have condemned this action before it started."

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